Riki “Garfunkel” Lindhome and Kate “Oates” Micucci perform a rap about douchebags. Here are the LYRICS: We roll into the bar cause thats how we do Garfunkel, Oates and the rest of the crew Give a dollar to my homegirl and watch that bitch go she Hits up the juke box and puts on Jim Croce Operator, can you help me make this call? Were laughing and talking and the drinks are flowing Im the liking the direction this night is going But then I look up and something has changed Everyone around us looks fucking deranged I look to my left, I look to my right Nothing but Von Dutch hats in sight With supertight abs and supertan skin I swear this aint the club that I walked in Then the techno music starts to play And the room smells like Axe body spray Im like Golda Mier with no gold in my ear Please tell me what the hell happened here Yo it aint pretty but you know its the truth This party just took a turn for the douche For the douche, for the douche For the motherfuckin douche Thought it was a perfect party Now its just a lot of Ed Hardy This party just took a turn for the douche I guess I cant beat em so Im gonna join em Need some douche phrases and Im gonna coin em Put my Bluetooth in and Im on my way Gonna be a mother fuckin douchebag today Gonna groom my beard like a bonsai tree Wax off my chest like Mr Miyagi Get a Chinese tat, dont know what it means But it makes me look deep to girls in their teens Dont need sleeves on my shirt, just rip em off And leave em exposed like …
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